Pandas got talents

Archimedes has been staying in the water for three days; he keeps avoiding the zoo keeper's call because he firmly believes that the magnitude of an earthquake can be gauged by researching the water waves.

Pythagoras is using his bottom to measure the right angle.

No, Newton didn't misbehave, he is ushering a rookie zookeeper to the bathroom. What he is going to say is “this way, Mr. Zookeeper.

Wait... about what you said... cheese or freeze?

You know, when earthquake happens, be sure to walk along the side of the wall, it’s safer and easier, my grandma told me that.

You guys, if you insist me to sleep in this wield container, don't even think of touching me again, ever. I’m serious.

I'm all wet, don’t you see. Hurry, does something, make the rain stop or you'd really like to taste the punishment from a raging panda. Which one do you prefer, the left one or the right one?

Darwin is observing human beings in a zoo, he will write an essay on that for today's homework.

Sherlock Holmes is examining the fragments of stone expecting to find the trail.

Dear my MasterCard. It would be so great and considerate of you to just step out of that narrow gap yourself.

Nobody knows what Socrates is thinking, including himself.

Oh, man, that is so embarrassing. Sweet potatoes... never again.

Ouch. I’m having the worst hang over ever. I wish I didn't make fool of myself at the party last night.

Sir, I have to warn you that you are now entering private property, please leave right away or I’ll sound the alarm